flashing-sirens:

hackingaddict:

Yeah. That’s great.

By the way, Blackout’s coming with us.

..not sharin’.

…Yeah, I know. I’m not either.

He gotta get his own? :Clicks: 

Yeah. That’s great.

By the way, Blackout’s coming with us.

..not sharin’.

(Source: hackingaddict, via flashing-sirens)

Oh, but I am not a doctor. I make weapons. But I enjoy taking things apart.

Not a thing. Nope. You’re stupid. I’m gonna eat now. Yeah yeah, food’s better.

(Source: smartwarp, via smartwarp)

Good.

\Smirks and nods.\ Good bot. \SNORTS\ You’re right, everyone’s gonna die with Sideswipe in charge. Remember the last time he was in charge? He destroyed everything. No. You don’t get more coffee, not until I say so.

\Lifts a claw and scratches behind Frenzy’s frontal helm area.\

What does the virus do?

Aww.. it eats defenses, yeah yeah. Moves to mechs that try to fix. Makes ‘em sick. Throw up, yeah. Purge tanks all over! Good, right?

(Source: hackingaddict, via flashing-sirens)

…\Stares at.\

You’re fuckin’ weird. Stick with me, though. You’ll get much farther than when you’re alone. Anyway, what’s the news with the Autorunts? Give me something to laugh at.

\Starts walking and flickers sirens.\

And don’t whine anymore. You know where whining gets you?

In the grill.. yeah, no no. Don’t wanna go right now. Won’t whine, nope. Bein’ good.

Alllways gonna stick with Barribarri. Uhh.. Autobot news, Autobot news.. Sideswipe’s in charge. Yeah yeah, everybody’s gonna die with him in charge, yep. Nothin’ from Prime, no no. All gone. Made a virus! Wanna see? Can I send it? If I send it, can I have two cups of coffee?

(Source: hackingaddict, via flashing-sirens)

smartwarp:

hackingaddict:

Hmm, but you were so much easier to take apart when you weren’t constantly twitching and sputtering. How about a sedative so I can inspect you?

NO! Getting donuts and coffee, no no stupid inspection. Don’t need it, nope. :Clicks his claws together and squints his optics: Not gonna, can’t make me.

… When I get back to the base I’m taking you apart.

Nope, not gonna. Can’t make me, always doin’ a job! Yeah yeah yeah. No time for stupid doctor stuff.

flashing-sirens:

hackingaddict:

Fine. You can have two. But, no coffee.

..want coffee too.

Get over here. We can go get you a small cup of coffee.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Thanks Barribarri. Barribarri’s the best! Best scout, best mech, best partner. :Scampers on top of his shoulder and gives his faceplate an affectionate pat:

Hmm, but you were so much easier to take apart when you weren’t constantly twitching and sputtering. How about a sedative so I can inspect you?

NO! Getting donuts and coffee, no no stupid inspection. Don’t need it, nope. :Clicks his claws together and squints his optics: Not gonna, can’t make me.

(Source: smartwarp, via smartwarp)

Fine. You can have two. But, no coffee.

..want coffee too.

(Source: hackingaddict, via flashing-sirens)